1, 2, Smashin Portaloos

Me and the boys were extra busy on Saturday and managed to push a fair few of these badboys over. The faggoty one seen in the photo was bolted down to the trailer. Shit and piss had all poured out onto the path by the next day as seen in the photo. It could quite possibly be the worst thing i've smelt. I've smelt some pretty dirty shit.

Durt.

Dont you just love construction site toilets.

The toilet roll holder is made from a cone, pvc pipe and 3 toilet roll tubes.

What better to wash your hands with than Industrial Hand Cleaner.

On Friday I

Pooed in Perth Colleges pool.

It sunk and was night, therefore no photo.

I finished work early today and swung passed the school to get the scoop. Luckily the pool was being used by some girls.




Flicks \/

Payback

It was a measly form of payback but still kinda funny. Exomod recently informed me and my friends we are not welcome inside or outside of Exomod anymore. Not only this, but also they will refuse to serve us. I did the only mature thing someone would do in the situation and went in to the shop to sort it out.

I left a mean upper decker in their toilet for an unsuspecting customer. The shock of poo and shitty water "cleansing" the bowl will surely lead to a complaint.

Scatman scores!

Side Project

www.soontobelarge.blogspot.com

A new project that is going to be killer.

Check it.

Word on the street is

Poos Aint Poos

Yeah, i dont get it either. I just figured it was relevant. If Poos Aint Poos...Who am i? Where am i from? Is there a purpose to my life? Is this all some sick conspiracy?

Word.

Scatman Shoots for 3!

The other day at Exomod, after not sleeping for 24 hours and consuming a heap of caffeine i was feeling kinda crazy. Instead of emptying my waste like a normal human I decided to spice it up a little. The goal was made and i began to shoot. The first few balls missed but the last 2 were right on target. Luckily they scored just before the buzzer. Scatman wins again.