Payback

It was a measly form of payback but still kinda funny. Exomod recently informed me and my friends we are not welcome inside or outside of Exomod anymore. Not only this, but also they will refuse to serve us. I did the only mature thing someone would do in the situation and went in to the shop to sort it out.

I left a mean upper decker in their toilet for an unsuspecting customer. The shock of poo and shitty water "cleansing" the bowl will surely lead to a complaint.

Scatman scores!

Side Project

www.soontobelarge.blogspot.com

A new project that is going to be killer.

Check it.

Word on the street is

Poos Aint Poos

Yeah, i dont get it either. I just figured it was relevant. If Poos Aint Poos...Who am i? Where am i from? Is there a purpose to my life? Is this all some sick conspiracy?

Word.

Scatman Shoots for 3!

The other day at Exomod, after not sleeping for 24 hours and consuming a heap of caffeine i was feeling kinda crazy. Instead of emptying my waste like a normal human I decided to spice it up a little. The goal was made and i began to shoot. The first few balls missed but the last 2 were right on target. Luckily they scored just before the buzzer. Scatman wins again.

Shitfaced

The title says it all!


I have been waiting for a friend of mine to upload some party pics of people yakking, passed out etc. I feel it has taken too long and need some sort of party flick on here, or else it will all just be about poos and thats no fun.

I have made a fair few posts lately, for a change. I'll see how long i can keep it up.

I dont happen to know the girl/boy/thing in this photo, i don't really think i want to either. I would like to congratulate the mastermind behind this.









Also wanted to add, i have a few mates who do this.

Shumins Video

Title is irrelevant.

This is a fucking hilarious video my main man Shakey discovered. Catch his whacky adventures here.

I will try to not make posting youtube videos a habit. Youtube doesnt have many videos raw enough for this blog anyway.

I saw an old man, dressed up as a lady, scratching his balls and going through a bin today in Maylands. I wanted a flick so bad, but didnt have a camera. It was the funniest thing i've seen.

Anyway make sure you peep this.

A workout video, that teaches me english aswell.

A Spontaneous Decision

I wasnt satisfied.

I decided what i did wasnt enough. I needed more. Something to make Transperth aware that there actions, result in harsh consequences.


I began to search for an email to contact the shitbitches on. Finally i succeeded.




I then began to type the angriest and most expressive email i could. It went a little something like this.


This email above says "You'se cunts are gay. Feel big punish"


Mission completed.