Thats a hugeeee bitch

I havent posted in a long time, mainly because the one and only Scatman has been brewing something BIG. Today i took, the most beastly of beast shits, that makes The Big Show, Yao Ming and Buddha all look like little bitches. I unleashed my bowels on the innocent toilet bowl and lost approximately 14 kilos. I flushed the toilet and returned to my lair. I didnt get too comfortable as i was disturbed when my youngest brother began yelling "THERES A HUGE PIECE OF POO IN THE TOILET THAT WONT FLUSH!"

I came to my little brothers aid, and began to try flush away the leftovers of my gigantic poo. There was only one piece left, but boy was it big. After flushing 7 times, and still no luck, i decided to give up. It may have won the battle, but it wont win the war. Its fate is now all in my Mothers and Gods hands. All it needs is a little elbow grease ;).



This is a real, lifesize photo of how big the shit really is.













And also, i will be posting pictures of yakdogs, party pics etc. as soon as my unreliable friend will upload them.